the candy man 🍭🍫
just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar
we can too you’re just not skilled yet
Me helicoptering my dick so the cops can’t triangulate my cellphone signal
(via mandibuzz)
I cant wait to not live with my current roommate
#i’m just trying to get through this
😂😂😂😂
the bartender is an underappreciated character in the “never gonna give you up” video
